cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Verdict: uncircumcised.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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