She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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