Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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