I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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