i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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