so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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