Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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