I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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