why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
