Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I skipped work to stalk him.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Randomize
