I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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