Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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