well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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