Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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