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(301): View more from Maryland

if there is a rhyme for it it must be true

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How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?

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(845): View more from New York

no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.

(516): View more from New York

You wear Armani Exchange.

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(806): View more from Texas

he shaved USA in his pubs

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(518): View more from New York

i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur

(413): View more from Massachusetts

did it start talking like on Land before time?

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(228): View more from Mississippi

they just did a mariachi cover of free bird

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(845): View more from New York

I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment

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(410): View more from Maryland

I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.

(443): View more from Maryland

Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle

(410): View more from Maryland

I really hate whoever invented fireball.

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