mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.