I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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