If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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