New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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