I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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