Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Pooping to opera.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
