I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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