I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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