Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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