I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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