Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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