the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Randomize
