break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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