The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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