I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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