Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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