no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm always down for nudity.
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