Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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