Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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