I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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