i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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