Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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