She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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