atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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