thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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