he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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