Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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