well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup