it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
try lime green
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities