So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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