You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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