Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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