There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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