Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I would fuck him just for his dog
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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