no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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