ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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