I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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