And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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