They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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