would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I need water and some morals
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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