I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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