I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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