I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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