oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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