He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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