Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I need to calm my uterus...
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize